{"id":660,"date":"2022-10-31T17:07:48","date_gmt":"2022-10-31T23:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/?p=660"},"modified":"2025-06-24T16:45:40","modified_gmt":"2025-06-24T21:45:40","slug":"calaverita-al-truckero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/10-28_beblog\/calaverita-al-truckero\/","title":{"rendered":"Calaverita al truckero\ufffc"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>En su cami\u00f3n, la Parca al truckero segu\u00eda,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>pensaba que sus frenos de seguro fallar\u00edan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sab\u00eda que muchos no renovaban la flotilla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y si no, le pondr\u00eda una trampilla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El operador se par\u00f3 en una cachimba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>sali\u00f3 tan feliz que parec\u00eda marimba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La Calaca, vieja y cansada, se qued\u00f3 dormida.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c9l dijo \u201cde aqu\u00ed soy\u201d y emprendi\u00f3 la huida.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo me sigas, no me sigas,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>llevas rato intentando<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me avisaron mis amigos<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>y te quedaste roncando\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El 2 de noviembre se acerca<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>y en la 57, aguarda la Muerte terca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ag\u00e1rrense, hermanos, no dejen que les gane:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>p\u00f3nganse truchas y revisen cada engrane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Por ah\u00ed aguarda la Calaca modorra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aguas, truckero, que no te gane la cotorra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Que no te agarre distra\u00eddo,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>por haberte excedido.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHoy te llevas a alguien m\u00e1s,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Parca descarrilada.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yo de mi cami\u00f3n no me bajo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As\u00ed que reb\u00e1same, tarada.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En su cami\u00f3n, la Parca al truckero segu\u00eda,<br \/>\npensaba que sus frenos de seguro fallar\u00edan.<br \/>\nSab\u00eda que muchos no renovaban la flotilla.<br \/>\nY si no, le pondr\u00eda una trampilla&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":662,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[600],"tags":[18,11,598,12,17],"class_list":{"0":"post-660","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-10-28_beblog","8":"tag-cadena-de-suministro","9":"tag-logistica","10":"tag-operadores","11":"tag-transporte-terrestre","12":"tag-transportistas"},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MicrosoftTeams-image-2.png?fit=3500%2C1296&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":661,"href":"https:\/\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions\/661"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/662"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bego.ai\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}